Team Building - The One Hitter Goes Bong

You may have read my earlier report on medical marijuana usage. (Ski Lift Operator With Chronic Pain http://bit.ly/cHawqU)

The One Hitter (OH) was invited to a safety training session for the 31 lift operators. The coordinator of this event rented a house and recommended everyone stay the night.

After the training, one of the lift operators began to openly self-administer his medical marijuana. Not to offend anyone a hand was taken. First it was asked "How many of you smoke?" Too many medical marijuana card holders to count. A second hand was taken, "How many of you don't?" This they were able to tally.

Five non-smokers of 31. A quorum.

OH told me that the biggest pot smoking party he ever saw in his life then ensued in which he experienced three new activities.

The Shotski. Six shot glasses are glued to a ski so six people can share a shot of whiskey together.

The Keg Stand. With hand on the barrel of a keg two guys grab your legs and lift you upside down. A girl sticks the beer hose into you mouth and releases the tap. Everyone counts 1! 2! 3! 4! while you drink. Whoever stays upside down for the longest count wins the first opportunity at the Blunt.

The Blunt. The hat goes around for medical marijuana. The tobacco is removed from a cigar and refilled. The One Hitter was not going to donate any of his medical marijuana at $400/ounce to this cause but was willing to participate.

The Blunt is lit in a car with windows closed and "the most insane music you ever heard" playing. "It was just a fog in there."

Conclusion and notes

Some injuries such as a cut nose were incurred during the keg stand activity when the leg holders became distracted and let go.

According to One Hitter's boss, the 31 lift operators scored better than ever in the state safety evaluation.